Latest on twitter:

  • You: SOMEBODY CALL 911
  • Stranger: then?
  • You: then shawty will be fire burning on the dancefloor, of course.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stuck in my head.

"Miss Walkway. Misses walk down me I’m a walkway. Misses lead me to the building. Fuck you."

Dan Deaconn and Liam Lynch

"Thinks she’s miss sand.. Drinkin out of cups. Like a bitch."

Dan Deacon & Liam Lynch

Twilight Fail

  • EdwardCullen847: sy it out lode
  • EdwardCullen847: **loud
  • Bellaswan2874: say wat loud?
  • Bellaswan2874: o lol vampire
  • EdwardCullen847: lol
  • EdwardCullen847: r u scraed?
  • Bellaswan2874: of wat
  • EdwardCullen847: me bein a vampire!!!!!
  • Bellaswan2874: oh loloolol
  • Bellaswan2874: not rly
  • EdwardCullen847: omg y??
  • Bellaswan2874: cauz ur sparkly
  • --- EdwardCullen847 has signed off at 7.42 p.m. ---

"A foot is still a foot"

Fallon M

T h i s - i s - p r e t t y :)

T h i s - i s - p r e t t y :)

Aah love this room! ♥ Wish mine was like this.

Aah love this room! ♥ Wish mine was like this.